Kites Box Office 3 – Shirdi Sai Baba Shows Middle Finger to Hrithik Roshan
Boy, oh boy, Shirdi Sai Baba seems pissed with his ardent devotee Hrithik Roshan. Really, really pissed. And this after Hrithik went to Shirdi recently begging for the success of his movie Kites....
View ArticleKites Box Office 4 – Disaster in UK Too
Hrithik Roshan’s pathetic piece of shit Kites has turned in a pitiful performance in UK too. Folks, this crappy movie is a frigging disaster – and deservedly so – given all the investment, the wide...
View ArticleHrithik Roshan’s Shame Doubles with Kites Remix
For all those who thought Kites: The Remix, the international version of the Bollywood disaster Kites would salvage Hrithik Roshan’s honor and the bald-coot’s reputation, all we can say is: Baby, time...
View ArticleGuzaarish Review – SLB, Hrithik Deliver a Winner
Guzaarish BO – Plunges 62% in Second Weekend Guzaarish Box Office – Disaster in U.S. Gosh, thanks to director Sanjay Leela Bhansali and Bollywood actor Hrithik Roshan we finally got to see a fine Hindi...
View ArticleGuzaarish Box Office – Disaster in U.S.
Guzaarish BO – Plunges 62% in Second Weekend Folks, Guzaarish U.S. box office numbers are out. They are very disappointing. Despite a decent performance by Hrithik Roshan and solid direction of the...
View ArticleGuzaarish BO – Plunges 62% in Second Weekend
Guzaarish continues its unimpressive performance at the U.S. box office. Here’s how the movie fared for the November 26-28, 2010 weekend compared to a few prominent Bollywood films: Related Stories:...
View ArticleZindagi Na Milegi Dobara Review – Karan Johar has Sex Change Operation, Turns...
Now, will y’all please join us in wishing Karan Johar a blessed life in his new sex. After watching the new Bollywood film Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara, we were so happy to learn that Karan Johar finally...
View ArticleZNMD 2nd Wknd BO – Better Than Singham 1st Wknd
Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara is holding strong at the U.S. box office even in the second weekend. ZNMD’s second weekend box office numbers were way, way better than Singham’s (Ajay Devgn) first weekend...
View ArticleChikni Chameli – Ugly, Slutty, Trashy
Dear God, Have you lost it completely? Never mind. That was just a rhetorical question. We find it so distressing that your callous indifference to the most basic elements of quality has reached epic...
View ArticleAgneepath – A Blazing Bollywood Bonanza
By Sonny Chatrath Occasional Actor If you have been noticing, remakes of successful Bollywood movies from the 80s and 90s is on the rise. Some are extremely successful, and some are terrible flops. If...
View ArticleAgneepath Box Office – Way Less than Don 2
Folks, Agneepath’s box office numbers are out. We mean the U.S. box office numbers. And they are not good. At least, not as good as the assaulter Khan’s Don 2. Here’s how Agneepath fared at the box...
View ArticleAgneepath – Tribute or Travesty?
(By Naveen) What the f#ck was that Joker Johar thinking? Did he think remaking his dad’s old flop movie would make his dad feel better? Is Karan Johar trying to tell the world that he is better at the...
View ArticleKrrish 3 Review – Best Krrish
No, Krrish 3 is not swoonworthy fare. Merely, the best in the Krrish series of super-hero films and one of the rare endurable Bollywood movies. Super-Hero Meets Super-Villain Krrish 3 outclasses other...
View ArticleKrrish 3 Box Office – Disappointing
Hrithik Roshan’s Diwali release Krrish 3 has not set the box office on fire in the U.S. The movie, produced and directed by Hrithik’s papa Rakesh Roshan, took in a mere million dollars in its opening...
View ArticleBang Bang – Stupid Stupid
To refresh my memory, I borrowed Knight and Day from our local library and (re)watched it yesterday. Unimpressive as Knight and Day is, the Hollywood film is a quadrillion times superior to its ugly...
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